Sunday, December 25, 2011

TSA and Grandma

The Law Offices of Hyde, Price & Scharks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKnhTvyeaiU&feature=relmfu

Remy: Raise The Debt Ceiling Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoS52fVtVQM&feature=related

TurboTax: The Rap (Extended Version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBSnWlpTPSk&feature=relmfu

Partly Cloudy: The Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REGhWUcJLEE&feature=relmfu

Taco Bell Thunder Rolls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI3V9euaaSw&feature=related


It's Been Declined: The Card
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6sEVCjLAF8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek1uqrwLmQk
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Approximately 2:25 minutes. Music by Remy. Video shot and produced by Meredith Bragg.

Download the mp3 and HD versions at http://reason.tv/, the video channel for Reason magazine and http://reason.com/

Lyrics:

Grandma got indefinitely detained now
coming home to visit Christmas Eve
You could say she had a right to counsel
but some folks in the Congress disagree

she was flying home to our house
when she got checked by TSA
thought she might be Abdulmutallab
when they looked at her X-ray

Her hair had recently been colored
she paid cash for her Christmas gifts
two things apparently the Congress
says just might make you a terrorist

Grandma got indefinitely detained now
coming home to visit Christmas Eve
you could claim there's no right to due process
but check the 5th amendment and you'll see

they say they need to have these powers
to help protect this free country
but if it takes these steps to do so
what is it we are protecting?

Now she's an enemy combatant
as if that makes any sense
the only thing that she's combating
is her unpredictable incontinence

Grandma got indefinitely detained now
trying to come visit Christmas Eve
they took her rights in order to...protect rights..
the most genius plan ever in history

Grandma got indefinitely detained now
never made it home on Christmas day
she always wanted to live in Miami
at least now she's 90 miles away

Remy: Do the TSA Pokey Pokey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs5_jB46xQE&feature=related

Remy: Why They Fought
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWloySIHcvg&feature=related

Happy Holidays -The Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtA0NmZZvTA&feature=related

She Thinks My Camel's Sexy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9b-8C5RONk&feature=related

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