Monday, July 4, 2011

Accountability for comedians? Or is it just that they've been brainwashed? hmmmmm and oh yeah, freedom of speech.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "mother-in-law" you get the words "woman Hitler".

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-comedian-mother-in-law,0,2777028.story
Excerpt:


LOS ANGELES -- Veteran comedian Sunda Croonquist is getting the last laugh after a federal judge dismissed a lawsuit filed by her mother-in-law for making her the butt of too many jokes.

The lawsuit was filed two years ago by Ruth Zafrin, her daughter, Shelley Edelman, and Shelley's husband, Neil.


http://www.motherinlawstories.com/mother-in-law_jokes_page.htm
Excerpt:
Q:  What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL?
A:  Sir, we were able to save her!

 Posted: 7-NOV-08
Q:  What is the ideal weight for a MIL?
A:  About 2.3lbs, including the urn.

 Posted: 14-MAY-08
The clock fell off the wall.  If it was a minute sooner, it would have hit my MIL.  That clock was always slow!

 Posted: 22-JUL-06
My MIL is banned internationally from playing poker, as she keeps all the chips on her shoulder!

 Posted: 13-JUL-06
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.  Unable to swim, the man screamed for help.  A trout fisherman ran up.  The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim.  Please save her.  I'll give you a hundred dollars."  The fisherman dove into the water.  In ten powerful strokes he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore.  Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?"  The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife.  But this is my MIL."  The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck.  How much do I owe you?"

 Posted: 27-JAN-06
I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my MIL up.  As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me, said, "Well, aren't you going to help?"  I replied, "No.  Six of them is enough".

 Posted: 19-JUL-05
Q:  What do you do if you miss your MIL??
A:  RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

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